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God Jesus Robot
The most interesting robot of all. Apparently, you are meant to pray to this robot, and he will decide whether you get the guy/girl of your dreams.
It turns out to be an ill-fated love for these two:
God Jesus Robot will pick you up at 7:30.
Idolatry: The User's Manual
God Jesus Robot has terrifying, glowing red eyes. This is a signal that he is coming for you. There will be no escape, but he thought it polite to warn you.
I don't read Japanese, so I don't know whether that is a user's guide or a prayer booklet. It says "MINI", though-- does that mean they make them larger? Is this just a demigod as opposed to a full-grown god? This picture raises many questions. He is wielding the cross like a bludgeon.
I found this via John Hodgman's twitter. There are a lot of other terrible, terrible toys on that flickr feed that are pretty hilarious.
It turns out to be an ill-fated love for these two:
I think my favorite part is the boy's glasses after his heart is broken by a little bit of plastic and wires.
God Jesus Robot will pick you up at 7:30.
Idolatry: The User's Manual
God Jesus Robot has terrifying, glowing red eyes. This is a signal that he is coming for you. There will be no escape, but he thought it polite to warn you.
I don't read Japanese, so I don't know whether that is a user's guide or a prayer booklet. It says "MINI", though-- does that mean they make them larger? Is this just a demigod as opposed to a full-grown god? This picture raises many questions. He is wielding the cross like a bludgeon.
I found this via John Hodgman's twitter. There are a lot of other terrible, terrible toys on that flickr feed that are pretty hilarious.
OMFG. SPECIFICALLY, OMFGODJESUS.
THIS THING.
...what does it mean that the girl got the A-ok from God about the boy, but the boy got rejected regarding the same girl? Also AHAHAHAHAH, the girl didn't even get a "YES." She got an "OK" which is somehow even more hilarious.
Apparently there are four responses-- "eeehhhh suuuuure," "YEEEEES," "nehhh...no...no," and "OH MY GRACIOUS HAHA NOOOO." You can gague it by how vigorously he shakes or nods his head.
Gonna get someone Japanese to read this for me....